Once upon a time

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stupidtolkieniancomics:
“ thespectacularspider-girl:
“ concentrated-sunshine:
“ bigmamag:
“ nihilistic-frustration:
“ I’m so sorry, but this just looks like a rip from a rap video.
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I’m fucking sobbing. Aragorn looks like he’s fighting off a bee...

stupidtolkieniancomics:

thespectacularspider-girl:

concentrated-sunshine:

bigmamag:

nihilistic-frustration:

I’m so sorry, but this just looks like a rip from a rap video.

I’m fucking sobbing. Aragorn looks like he’s fighting off a bee before he swoops in to tackle someone. Legolas punching the air like he’s celebrating too early. The dude who’s creeping after Gimli like he’s gonna be an easy target and Gimli charging like a battering ram to crush his kneecaps. Gandalf serenely ignoring all this.

Apparently John Rhys-Davies aka Gimli did not fuck around with that poncy “not hitting the stunt men” shite..so that poor bastard probably did get speared by an armoured dwarf…

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i feel this is very important

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iskinaary:

iskinaary:

watching spiderverse makes me never wanna see another live action movie ever again like. why did we ever start making comic books into live action movies?? make it animated to explore the art form instead of trying to make it hyper realistic you fucking cowards

@ everyone in my notes

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bassflutes:

asamstudiesintro:

joseptrohman:

holy-yato:

americanpete:

shout out to all the mentally ill asian kids

  • who can’t pull up the strength to do their homework or study
  • who get low grades because of their mental illness
  • who are constantly under pressure to do well in school by their parents
  • who have parents that think depression or anxiety is just an excuse for being “lazy”
  • who have parents that tell them that they had it harder when they were young
  • who, because of the stereotype that all asians are smart, constantly doubt themselves and their abilities
  • who suffer because of the stigma around mental illness in asian cultures

your grades, your abilities, and your parent’s perception of you do not make up your worth. you’re doing your best, and i’m endlessly proud of you.

why did you have to label it on asian kids, it applies to everyone.

asian kids face extreme pressure from their families to perform well in academia. its engrained in our cultures and asian kids with mental illnesses who can’t perform to the expectations of their parents face crippling self doubt and hatred. because of the mental illness stigma in the asian community no one speaks up to support these struggling students. they need to know that they still matter and that their grades don’t define them, because no one else will tell them that in real life. so stop being an asshole, and let the asian kids have their post.

“so stop being an asshole, and let the asian kids have their post.”

and the worst part is that all our hard work gets erased by whites because “oh you don’t have to try at anything, you’re asian”

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gallusrostromegalus:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

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shlevy:

pervocracy:

Moving tip: the first thing you should bring into the new house is a roll of toilet paper.  The second thing is drinking glasses or water bottles.  The third thing is curtains or blinds.  Then everything else.

Nope, router first. Otherwise agreed.

Router last.  Otherwise this happens:

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I’m on my 11th house in 23 years and here’s what should be in your “first” box:

Toilet roll,

Kettle,

Tea/coffee,

Mugs (enough for the number of people helping you to move),

A bottle opener (wine or beer at your discretion)

Disposable plates and cutlery (because the last thing you want to do once you’ve unpacked is wash up)

This was the system perfected by my parents who’ve lived in about 40 houses between them.

ADDITION:

When you get to your new place send someone out for milk for the teas and coffees also maybe biscuits.

Order takeaway your first night. I’m told in America the traditional moving dinner is pizza. We’ve always had a Chinese.

First Box: keep this box handy, pack it while you’re packing and put it in the truck LAST, or up in the front with you so you can get to it right away:

  • TP and toilet plunger. Hopefully you won’t need the plunger on the first night but it’d be AWFUL to have to look for it in case of emergency.
  • kette/coffee maker and necessary hot beverage supplies.  Including Mugs.  Caffeination is Key.
  • Your fave pan and spatula.  You have one.  You won’t use it the first night but I promise that you will NOT be done unpacking the kitchen stuff before you’re sick of takeout.
  • Duct Tape
  • Batteries
  • Cleaning supplies- paper towels, all-purpose cleaner, duster- houses get gross when left alone
  • Router, becuase we’re millenials and we’re going to be googling how to fix/turn on and assemble everything.
  • Enough bedding to cover your mattress while you sleep on it for the first few nights.
  • cell phone/laptop chargers
  • change of clothes, maybe two
  • If you have some kind of water filter that also fits in this box, bring that.  

PURCHASE, FIRST NIGHT:

  • When you’re getting takeout, get the disposable plates/flatware/cups.  Also get takeout sooner rather than later so you don’t collapse of hypoglycemia in the middle of unloading boxes like me, a moron.
  • I personally reccomend chinese.  
  • If you’ve moved to an area where it’s not safe to drink the tap water unflitered and you’re a dummy like me that forgot to put your filter in the First Box, get enough bottled water to stay hydrated until you can get your filter set up.
  • milk, eggs, your preferred cooking fat, other meal/pantry staples.
  • Something fun like cookies or booze. You’ve had a tough day.
  • If you forgot the TP/batteries/duct tape/cleaning supplies, get those. 

To Do Upon Arrival, even before unpacking:

  • Get there about an hour before the moving truck and do the following:
  • Re-check all the lights/taps/toilet/appliances/AC/Heater.  Things might have happened and you’ll want to call the repair guy ASAP if something needs fixing.
  • Introduce yourself to your neighbors if they’re home.  This will help prevent things like parking issues or noise complaints, there’s a good chance they’ll actually help, and if you’re REALLY lucky they’ll cook and you don’t have to get takeout.
  • Also if you do need to call a repair guy they probably know someone.
  • clean up any obvious messes before they get blocked by boxes.
  • Hydrate and have a snack before lifting.

DO NOT ATTEMPT ON DAY 1

  • Keep all pets and probably young children contained/boarded/at a friend or relative’s house until all the boxes and furniture is inside to prevent escape.  
  • Hell, you’re probably exhausted. Leave them with grandma overnight.
  • Do Not Attempt to assemble disassembled furniture on day one.  you will do it wrong and possibly slice your hand open with the allen wrench somehow and have to go to the urgent care
  • try not to go to the urgent care in general.
  • Don’t bother answering any email, texts, voicemails or nonemergency forms of communication.  you’re busy.  Possibly you are busy eating chinese and crying, but you are busy.
  • Exercise. you already did a ton of heavy lifting and cardio.  don’t go jogging and pass out in an unfamiliar neighborhood.

Reccomended:

  • If you own the place or feel confident enough in your spackle and paint abilities to get your damage deposit back, put a nail in a wall and hang something up.  It’s your space now.
  • If you don’t, hang something up with blue tac anyway.  Still your space.

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oddly specific aesthetic playlists

aesthetic-ravenclaw:

for when you’re overcome with the spirit of a 19th century lesbian watching a girl take off her petticoat for the first time

girls with dark hair and even darker eyes, empty marbled halls echoing with memories of centuries past, ancient leather bound books written in dead languages, thick sweaters to overcome the persistent chill that unfailingly seeps through the stone walls

you’ve been wandering around the old woods behind your house for a few hours now and you’re not sure if you’ve stumbled into a fey realm or not, but either way you’re like 90% sure you saw a dryad

for when you’re really feeling that morally grey witch vibe. just make sure to wait at least 10 minutes and cool down before hexing/cursing anyone

a nostalgic set of songs from my 2000s french childhood

time to long for the touch of another human!! let’s get emo (mostly mitski and also very gay)

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link1n:

liberalsarecool:

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Tormenting children is the design, not the flaw. Secretary Nielson will go down in history as true evil. She was warned of the risks to children and sadistically kept the same plan.

Why is it we can’t seem to bring ourselves to call them concentration camps? That’s what they are. And why can’t we call them child refugees? Again, that’s what they are. We just murdered a child refugee in one of our concentration camps.

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